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Kristal Farms

Export compute, not power.
Recycle heat, don't reject it.

We co-locate modular data centers with renewable hydro in cold climates. Instead of building long transmission lines, we put the compute in the village and turn waste heat into community heating and food security.

The Cost Advantage Stack

Conventional data centers fight physics and geography. We align with them. By removing the biggest cost drivers, we create a structurally cheaper asset.

No Transmission Lines

Stop paying for: Long HV corridors and substations.
Replacement: Short medium-voltage feed from dam to village.

Natural Cold

Stop paying for: Chillers and cooling towers.
Replacement: Non-contact plate exchangers using cold bay water.

Heat as Product

Stop paying for: Heat rejection.
Replacement: Sell heat to buildings and greenhouses, displacing diesel.

Marine Logistics

Stop paying for: Long-haul trucking.
Replacement: Standard 40ft containers delivered directly to port yard.

Lower Overhead

Stop paying for: Expensive urban land and security.
Replacement: Remote, secure port yard with lower OPEX.

Compute Avoided

Stop paying for: Re-computing the same answers.
Replacement: "Kristals" knowledge commons reuses validated intelligence.